How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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