its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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