try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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