I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
What drink are we having for lunch?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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