In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Nicole vs. Life
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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