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I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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