why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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