i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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