I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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