how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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