i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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