We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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