so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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