Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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