Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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