But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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