But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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