i need an iv and a liver transplant
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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