I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I need to align my fucking chakras
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Randomize
