I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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