Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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