I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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