Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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