I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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