I'd wear matching sweaters with you
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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