love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
