Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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