..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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