My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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