I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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