It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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