He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Help. Why am I so naked?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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