What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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