You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
