I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Someone shit on the floor
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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