walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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