I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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