did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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