Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
Randomize
