its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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