she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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