8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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