ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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