Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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