How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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