So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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