we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
