I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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