And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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