My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My pussy is not your playground.
I understand Curling. That high.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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