My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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