im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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