I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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