come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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