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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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