Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"