So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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