I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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