So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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